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Dance Par-tay!

Don’t ask me why I wanted to learn how to do the Roger Rabbit. It might have something to do with the fact that, as a child, I never could get the hang of it (or any other dance move).

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Sweet Valley Twins #32 – “Jessica On Stage”

Hey, check out my girl Jessica on this cover. I see a distinct absence of purple (I guess it’s just on the collar there) but those bitchin’ acid-washed jeans more than make up for it. Her body does look a

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Sweet Valley Twins #31 – “Jessica’s Bad Idea”

So yeah, I haven’t done a SVT recap in a little while, not because I don’t like them, but because I’ve sorta been drunk with power with my Baby-Sitter’s Club and Are You Afraid of the Dark? bootlegs. I’m sure

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Sweet Valley Twins #30 – “Princess Elizabeth”

WTF is up with this cover? First of all, it’s obvious they are trying to make us believe that Liz is somehow getting married to the thirteen-year-old kid beside her (who, guessing from all that bling on his chest, is

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Sweet Valley Twins #15 – The Older Boy

First of all, I’ve got to say that this is one of my absolute favorite covers of any Francine Pascal book. Seriously. As a wee girl, I used to stare at this cover and think that Josh Angler was so

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Me + Kindle 2 = BFF

So yeah… Life is funny sometimes. I’m obsessed with old school kids books (mostly from the 80’s and 90’s) but I just bought a seriously effing slick gadget for what is generally a very cheap hobby–reading. I’m a fan of

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