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Sweet Valley Twins #32 – “Jessica On Stage”

Hey, check out my girl Jessica on this cover. I see a distinct absence of purple (I guess it’s just on the collar there) but those bitchin’ acid-washed jeans more than make up for it. Her body does look a

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Sweet Valley Twins #31 – “Jessica’s Bad Idea”

So yeah, I haven’t done a SVT recap in a little while, not because I don’t like them, but because I’ve sorta been drunk with power with my Baby-Sitter’s Club and Are You Afraid of the Dark? bootlegs. I’m sure

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Sweet Valley Twins #30 – “Princess Elizabeth”

WTF is up with this cover? First of all, it’s obvious they are trying to make us believe that Liz is somehow getting married to the thirteen-year-old kid beside her (who, guessing from all that bling on his chest, is

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Sweet Valley Twins #46 – Mademoiselle Jessica

So yeah, I guess at around book number 42, the ghostwriters decided to ramp it up a notch and write about the Sweet Valley Twins… (drumroll) and friends! Whatever that means. I honestly don’t detect much of a difference here

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