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Goosebumps #41 – “Bad Hare Day”

Well, well, well… Didn’t think I’d be seeing you again. I’m happy to say that I’m going to be doing my damndest to get back to doing regular recaps. The last few months have been a little nutty– Whoever wants

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Goosebumps #36 – “The Haunted Mask II”

Halloween only comes once a year, but when you recap Goosebumps books, you can celebrate just as often as you’ve got the Halloween-themed books to supply it. In true Halloween spirit, I made sure to gobble down as much leftover

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Goosebumps #48 – “Attack of the Jack-O’-Lanterns

I know, I know. It’s not quite Halloween any more, but hopefully this wonderful book (with it’s pumpkin-headed villains and WTF ending) will still be a treat. Note the trick-or-treaters on the cover–obviously wearing your normal clothes, but jamming a

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“The Hitchhiker” by R.L. Stine

Damn, I missed you guys. I swore to myself that I’d update this blog every single week, but look how long it’s been since my last post. Five weeks long, that’s what. I’ve got no excuses–we’re all busy. I don’t

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Goosebumps #16 – “One Day at HorrorLand”

I know the cover says that HorrorLand is “where nightmares come to life,” but honestly most of the rides in this amusement park sounded pretty fun to me, but I’m a big fan of scary movies and haunted houses, so

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Goosebumps #9 – “Welcome to Camp Nightmare”

Pic via Wikipedia… no kidding, this book has a Wiki page. I never got a chance to go to sleep-away camp as a child. Don’t get me wrong, I would have cut a bitch just to get a chance to

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Goosebumps #42 – “Egg Monsters from Mars”

Sometimes it just be all like… damn. While I’ll be the first to admit that the Goosebumps franchise is not known for it’s stellar writing, this book seriously sucked a big donkey. I’m not going to lie–my expectations were really

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Goosebumps #60 – “Werewolf Skin”

Is it just me, or does it kinda look like the werewolf is waving hello to us? Or maybe it’s attempting to warn us that this book really sucks. As you can see, this book cover is urging us to

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(Blog) Readers Beware, You’re in for a Scare

Hey everybody. As you can tell, I haven’t put in my usual post this week, at least not yet. I’ve been waiting what seems like freaking forever for my Goosebumps books from eBay, and lately I’ve been expecting them to

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Goosebumps #28 – “The Cuckoo Clock of Doom”

Let me just say that I think this title is made of win. In the future, I’ll be adding the words “of doom” to the end of every new purchase I make. So, when I finally break down and buy

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